I have a shirt that my family gave me a couple of years ago for Father's Day. It's gray, soft, and it says 'Best Dad Ever' in big, black letters right on the front. I like the shirt very much but I don't wear it very often, usually only on Father's Day because that seems like the only time a guy could get away with wearing a shirt like. Otherwise he would probably get sideways looks judging his very obvious dad-arrogance. Well, okay, I suppose if most people saw someone wearing a shirt like that they would assume that his kids (or his wife) got it for him, probably for Father's Day, and he's probably a decent guy. But who wants to take that chance?